All the dragons I've met have been friendly, like scaly golden retrievers. Sure, untrained dragons sometimes start forest fires; huffing and puffing out flames enthusiastically, they can be dangerous to condominiums and the city's last remaining barn. But, with a little instruction, a dragon can be the next best thing to a walking flick-your-bic barbecue lighter.
Dragons aren't pack animals. Thus, like cats, they can't be herded. If only they purred with contentment, instead of croaking.
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